Synopsis
cast squish [<victim>]
Description
Giants are not known for their sense of humor, but their grasp of physical comedy is second to none- when you are as large as a house, everything you do will be hilarious or terrifying, or most likely both. Giants' favored method of disposing of pests is to squish them underfoot, and that joke can be taught to others as well.
In order to successfully leap on top of someone and pound them into the ground,there must be enough room overhead, and obviously the victim must be smaller. The damage dealt is proportional to the size difference between the squisher and squishee.